Hold the Door

Thank You Doctor

The Dock Wench is now available in shocking full color.

Buy a few hundred for your shipmates.

I don't often employ color anymore but when I do, I typically use:

• Dr. Ph Martin's Radiant Concentrated Watercolor
• Caran D'ache Water Soluble Colored Pencils

I bought both sets in 1988 and they are still serving me. You have to see it on paper to appreciate the powerfully vivid yellow.

The Dock Wench

Seaman: Beware the Dock Wench! Would you risk acquiring The Crimp, Jock Tar, or even List-Willy?? Before cleating your daddles to her "cat-heads," best unfurl the dunnage and surveil for the harbingers of affliction certain to deploy any wayward derrick to the binnacle! Put away from dock wenches and splicing on liberty, informed with this public service billing.

You Don't Say

Yoda 1983

A scratchboard piece I did in 9th grade.

The Holly Tradition

No mistletoe at our house -- we hang holly and fight under it.

Pumpkin Minis Available

Since Hallowe'en 2015 was a bust, this year's miniatures are for sale. Order anything before 2016 and half your shipping cost will be refunded to you.

Set 1

Set 2

Set 3