Thursday, December 8, 2016

The Angel of Candy

The Angel of Candy is fond of Christmas. To summon him you must ensure that your treat bag lasts you throughout November.

Your Suffering Will Be Legendary Even at the North Pole

Friday, December 2, 2016

Rare Exports, 2010

Spoilers Below. Mega-spoilery spoilers.

If you haven't seen it yet, Rare Exports is available currently at, along with a few other holiday/horror mashups in their Winter Chill collection.

Rare Exports is about Finnish reindeer herders who find themselves being stalked and terrorized by Santa's helpers, recently unearthed. Take a look at this guy, he can smell naughtiness:

Here's an army of them armed with picks and axes, pursuing captured children.

Santa himself is like a kaiju Krampus, an entity that was trapped by the folk he brutalized centuries ago before he became myth. The story does a great job of presenting the legend as something twisted far from a horror that should have remained buried. This just begs for a prequel.

But it doesn't go so well for him in the end, so don't expect a sequel.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

CWN - Civil War Neutrality

Lots of folks talked about it but never did it. This mod is long overdue. Stay out of Skyrim's Civil War without missing unique content and important locations, Clear your journal of those pesky recruiting messages. Become Thane of Eastmarch without being a Stormcloak. Buy Hjerim if you want to.

Monday, August 29, 2016

Duul Do Nahlot

Wander the tundra carrying a severed dragon horn for a weapon, like the badass you are.

A piece of unearthed regalia, Duul Do Nahlot was carried by Dragonborn from long ago. The dragon Nahlot ravaged the Northern coast of Skyrim. Dawnstar sent ships out to fight him but all fell before Nahlot.

Mages lured Nahlot into a trap where the Thane of Winterhold defeated him. He kept the severed horn (or "crown") of Nahlot as a badge of office, using it to punish guards for impudence. Years later he was eaten by a giant mudcrab in Morthal.

Thereafter, Duul Do Nahlot passed from one warrior to the next, each one engraving it with the sigils of their allegiances.

Replacing the ShutUpper, this weapon will incur no bounty when used, nor is it hostile. It silences any NPC and sends them flying away from you -- unharmed, but humbled.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Zard Hats

Update: the mod is now available here.

The original pointy wizard hat mod; believe it. My hats do not make your character bald or naked, and it includes files for custom textures. Some are lore-friendly and some are classic movie and D&D tributes. I removed it from the Nexus and IF it is ever available again it will be by request only. Some of them have very saturated colors, but so do the sources upon which they are based.

Friday, January 29, 2016

Thank You Doctor

I don't often employ color anymore but when I do, I typically use:

I bought both sets in 1988 and they are still serving me. You have to see it on paper to appreciate the powerfully vivid yellow.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

The Dock Wench

Seaman: Beware the Dock Wench! Would you risk acquiring The Crimp, Jock Tar, or even List-Willy?? Before cleating your daddles to her "cat-heads," best unfurl the dunnage and surveil for the harbingers of affliction certain to deploy any wayward derrick to the binnacle! Put away from dock wenches and splicing on liberty, informed with this public service billing.