His and Hers

The Manly Nut Box is a replacement pair for the man who has lost his original set. The box is of course adorned with a pugilist, a cock, a wild predator, and a *double moustache* of antlers and a pit viper.

The Cooter Casket is a solemn coffer in which is interred the pale, cold remains of Lost Lady Love, mourned dearly by one who used to know her.

The interiors are fur-lined OF COURSE.

Aggression most passive. The two are sold together. Get 'em while they're hot.